Fresno is the 8th largest city in the state of California. Located in the central San Joaquin Valley, close to the geographic center of the state, Fresno's population base is rapidly growing.
Largely based on agriculture type businesses, Fresno is also becoming a popular location for technology based companies, because of it's centralized location.
Largely based on agriculture type businesses, Fresno is also becoming a popular location for technology based companies, because of it's centralized location.
by Stephen July 08, 2004
The most pathetic city in California and possibly in all of America. Here are the reasons for that:
1. There are more people who live off welfare in Fresno than people with jobs
2. Most of the citizens have a big infatuation for the Fresno State Bulldogs, who have won nearly nothing and thrive at it
3. Fresno has the pathetic gang in America called the Bulldogs, who took their name from the Fresno State Bulldogs. All of the gang members are Mexicans and have never completed high school.
4. Very unexpected temperatures. One day it could rain for 7 straight hours and the next day it would be hot as fuck.
5. Rarely would you see a well educated man/woman here. Everyone else either lives poorly making $10,000 a year or live off welfare.
6. Most of the students are obsessed with their school. I went to my schools rally a few days ago and I nearly went deaf.
7. Bad air pollution. Heat waves come by every year where people end up dying.
8. If you like listening to the radio, you should reconsider it when you're in Fresno. The only thing on the radio is Pitbull, Pitbull, and Pitbull. The reason for this is because nearly all of the Mexican girls love him.
And so on.
1. There are more people who live off welfare in Fresno than people with jobs
2. Most of the citizens have a big infatuation for the Fresno State Bulldogs, who have won nearly nothing and thrive at it
3. Fresno has the pathetic gang in America called the Bulldogs, who took their name from the Fresno State Bulldogs. All of the gang members are Mexicans and have never completed high school.
4. Very unexpected temperatures. One day it could rain for 7 straight hours and the next day it would be hot as fuck.
5. Rarely would you see a well educated man/woman here. Everyone else either lives poorly making $10,000 a year or live off welfare.
6. Most of the students are obsessed with their school. I went to my schools rally a few days ago and I nearly went deaf.
7. Bad air pollution. Heat waves come by every year where people end up dying.
8. If you like listening to the radio, you should reconsider it when you're in Fresno. The only thing on the radio is Pitbull, Pitbull, and Pitbull. The reason for this is because nearly all of the Mexican girls love him.
And so on.
Fresno Bulldogs fan: WE ARE THE BEST FUCK USC AND FLORIDA
Me: You're just jealous because you know for a fact that both the Trojans and Gators would stomp on the Bulldogs.
Fresno Bulldogs fan: FUCK U!!!!! (runs away crying)
Me: You're just jealous because you know for a fact that both the Trojans and Gators would stomp on the Bulldogs.
Fresno Bulldogs fan: FUCK U!!!!! (runs away crying)
by SF4life October 16, 2009
A city of almost a half million residents in the Central Valley of California perhaps best described as a 'starter community' for people in small California towns who want a larger city, or people seeking a new life in California at a reasonable price. But dont expect much excitement around here, because life is dull beyond belief. Fresno epitomizes Cowtowns and relies on agriculture for its economic well being. Nor is it a good place to live for young, active adults because there are no jobs, nothing to do, crime is high, pollution problematic, and street gangs everywhere. Its only saving grace is the affordable cost of living compared to the rest of CA, but it isnt worth the enormous sense of boredom you get by living here. Fresno consistely ranks among the top US cities in violence, unemployment, pollution, car theft, gangs, teen pregnancy, alcoholism, welfare and drug abuse.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com July 01, 2012
person 1: Fresno is so lame
person 2: not true the best city ever!! where you from then??
person 1:...bakersfield
person 2: not true the best city ever!! where you from then??
person 1:...bakersfield
by ilovefresno July 25, 2011
The armpit (or toilet) of California. There is nothing )within a 2 hour drive) to do. AT ALL. The people are generaly not attractive, and worse than that, they are snobby! Ugly AND snobby! 99% of thoes who are not snobby are stupid. (.5% of the population are normal people)We have frequent drive-bys and car thefts. We have recently aquired about 5000 -=AzN=- (the dirty ones, (vietnam, laos, phillipians, ect...) not 'white' Asians from Japan or China)refugies and COUNTLESS mexicans. The dirty kind mind you, not the ones that act like human beings. They multiply like rats. Anyway, there is something to be said for our cutural diversity... go to one part of town and you are in vietnam! And only 10 minutes away is little Mexico! (That was heavy scarcasm for thoes of you who dont understand it) The weather is HOT in the summer (100+)and cold in the winter. Not cold enough to snow, (that would be nice) but cold enough to make you miserable. Dark clouds, wind, ect... Miserable. Utterly miserable. It has the worst Air quality in the U.S. (Thank you San Fransisco) Its like we're smoking all the time. Miserable place.
by Waltz Fitzgerald, Esquire December 10, 2004
AKA "Hell on Earth"
AKA "The Little City That Couldn't"
AKA "Tha 'No"
AKA "The Anti-San Jose"
AKA "FresNever"
AKA "The Urban STD"
AKA "Fuckno"
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Large Central California city too cool for its own good---Only California city people from out of state would never attempt to move into.
Population of about 480,000
Uneducated chimps and religious nutcases dominate city politics
Obsession with the Fresno State Bulldogs (a college sports program that wins near nothing and thrives at it)
Bitterly cold winters and regular cases of deadly fog
Methane and various agricultural smells overpowering to the normal human
Hellish summer heat (highs of around 115 in July and August)
Brown people (of all varieties) everywhere
White hicks and dimwits all over the place
Known for its lack of attractions and actual things to do
Central Valley Coyotes football passes for entertainment
Universities thrive on old age commuters
Gangsters on every poorly lit streetcorner waiting to pounce
Pervasive consumer mentality and obsession with spending hard earned money on material objects
Fast food on each of the 2,206 city intersections
Homeowners who do not want you or your family to live next to them-----give 'em a break they're trying to maintain property value!------they live in Fresno, CA however
AKA "The Little City That Couldn't"
AKA "Tha 'No"
AKA "The Anti-San Jose"
AKA "FresNever"
AKA "The Urban STD"
AKA "Fuckno"
____________________
Large Central California city too cool for its own good---Only California city people from out of state would never attempt to move into.
Population of about 480,000
Uneducated chimps and religious nutcases dominate city politics
Obsession with the Fresno State Bulldogs (a college sports program that wins near nothing and thrives at it)
Bitterly cold winters and regular cases of deadly fog
Methane and various agricultural smells overpowering to the normal human
Hellish summer heat (highs of around 115 in July and August)
Brown people (of all varieties) everywhere
White hicks and dimwits all over the place
Known for its lack of attractions and actual things to do
Central Valley Coyotes football passes for entertainment
Universities thrive on old age commuters
Gangsters on every poorly lit streetcorner waiting to pounce
Pervasive consumer mentality and obsession with spending hard earned money on material objects
Fast food on each of the 2,206 city intersections
Homeowners who do not want you or your family to live next to them-----give 'em a break they're trying to maintain property value!------they live in Fresno, CA however
Person 1: Bro, I could go for Taco Bell, a Quizno sub, McDonalds, and some Cold Stone ice cream right about now.
Person 2: Yeah, too bad we aren't in Fresno.
Person 1: Tell me about it! Then again, I can do without a stabbing.
Person 2: Yeah, too bad we aren't in Fresno.
Person 1: Tell me about it! Then again, I can do without a stabbing.
by Ebeneazer December 13, 2007
What is Fresno made of?
1. Religion
2. Carcinogenic Air
3. Debilitating Heat
4. Poverty
5. A Nearly-Dormant Artistic Movement
6. An Assumed Connection between Science and the Devil
7. The Devil
8. Political Futility
9. Impeded Progression
The worst problem... No Curiosity
1. Religion
2. Carcinogenic Air
3. Debilitating Heat
4. Poverty
5. A Nearly-Dormant Artistic Movement
6. An Assumed Connection between Science and the Devil
7. The Devil
8. Political Futility
9. Impeded Progression
The worst problem... No Curiosity
Herold: How could people believe the world was flat or that the Sun God brought every morning?!
Jeremiah: I don't know, ask Fresno
Jeremiah: I don't know, ask Fresno
by LJ Dizzle September 03, 2008