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air freshener fart

1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
by ucanthavethisusername February 5, 2010
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cincinnati air freshener

A fart left in an empty elevator for future occupants to experience.
Some smart-ass left a Cincinnati air freshener in the elevator at work this morning. 38 floors I had to go up with that stench.
by jpleakis July 11, 2006
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Hang an Air Freshener

A technique used by Plant Managers to divert Regulators from identifying that they are fucking idiots.
Regulator: "I believe that the Management decisions at this plant are suspect and I'm going to investigate this more."

Plant Manager: "Frank (licensing grunt), Hang an Air Freshener....quick!"
by Dream in the Mirror December 27, 2007
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cincinatti air freshener

N. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to enjoy
"phew it stinks in here i think that guy before me left a cincinatti air freshener in the elevator"
by dlocker April 5, 2010
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frathlete's foot

What one get's after wearing Sperry's, loafers, boat shoes etc. for an extended period of time.
I've been wearing these Sperry's for 2 weeks straight. I think I may be getting a case of frathlete's foot.
by Geedy Eye March 12, 2011
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Florida Freshener

When you buttfuck a girl in a chlorinated pool.
I gave a girl the Florida Freshener last night.
by Badaducci March 15, 2019
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Salmo air freshener

A car (usually a mustang, trans-am, or lifted truck) burning rubber down the Main Street or road in any small Canadian town. The smell of burnt rubber lingering in the air is said to make the town "smell better".
The driver is most often seen wearing a salmo dinner jacket.
Wow! That dude just did a two block long Salmo air freshener!
by Dez4prez August 7, 2016
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