frenCH ˈhôrn
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of french origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of french origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.
by FrenchStewartHorn December 16, 2017
Get the French Hornmug. The best instrument ever. Pitched in F with over 5-6 octaves, one of the hardest brass instruments to learn and master. (I havent mastered it myself. Another 10 years for me. :-D) Mastering could take years and years and many hornists havent ever mastered this beautiful instrument. Heard in Wind Ensembles, Orchestras and Chamber Ensembles as many people who play horn cannot play well. Only determination and will power can get you to play this instrument well. Most people dont know that embouchre and air are the key to this instrument. Hard to play in tune when you start off. Once mastered this instrument can bring the very best out of you. Word.
John: You play French Horn?!?!? Are you kidding me?!?!? That instrument sucks!
Evan: No. It's the best damn instrument ever. Get it straight.
Evan: No. It's the best damn instrument ever. Get it straight.
by Obsessed Hornist February 11, 2006
Get the French Hornmug. A misnomer for the Horn in F or F Horn; this instrument plays in the key of F and was invented in Germany. However, it was mistakenly called the "French Horn". The International Horn Society has declared the official name of this instrument to be the Horn.
A single Horn has 3 keyes, while a double Horn has 4. A talented Horn player can play over 6 octaves on this instrument.
A single Horn has 3 keyes, while a double Horn has 4. A talented Horn player can play over 6 octaves on this instrument.
by Tanja June 6, 2004
Get the French Hornmug. God Created this instument with all his might to make a french horn it took seven day and seven nights and god said"let there be french horns!!!!" then he listend for awhile and then said"Let the be French Horns IN TUNE." then god got error pop up and it said invalid request try a different instrument.
by R4v4g3m0nk3y September 11, 2011
Get the French Hornmug. 1)The French horn is that smexy instrument with the nice curves.
2) it's that greatest instrument e v e r
2) it's that greatest instrument e v e r
by SinningTrash December 15, 2016
Get the French Hornmug. n: 1. A complex, circular brass instrument. It plays in treble clef, but it has a very versatile range of voice and many applications in the band. It's the primary instrument in the theme of Star Wars (composed by John Williams) and is literally the most awesome and beautiful instrument ever.
2. One who plays the French horn.
2. One who plays the French horn.
Person 1: Daaaaamn, look at the sweet curves of that French horn!
Person 2: Do you mean the instrument, or the girl playing it?
Person 2: Do you mean the instrument, or the girl playing it?
by LunaDragonEternal May 12, 2016
Get the French Hornmug. The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.
by ub|Philgamesh May 1, 2012
Get the The French Hornmug.