Franiana

your typical down to earth, goofy, super sweet and hot next door girl. Very rare kind of girl to find, and thinks very differently than everyone in the world. Sometimes very hard to understand but once you do, you won't want to let go off.

You'll learn that Franiana literally gets along with everyone and has a mind of her own.

by Franiana February 5, 2010

franciana

A person who can never get over her ex's and falls in love way to quick.

she most likely would rather be on her own when it comes to family relationships.
loves to play and doesn't like to tell the truth; But one fact about her is that you can always trust her.

FRANCIANA : falls in love with people with J. K. G, O, A

by IUEMZS;FMOKJCMOFK October 27, 2020

franzia

Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.

Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.

by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

Franzia

Liquid joy

Shit, I only have 20 dollars to buy alcohol tonight.

No sweat, dude. Let's just buy Franzia red. We can get thoroughly trashed without breaking the bank.

by Dirty Magic November 18, 2011

Franzan

The combined sweat from your balls and ass

Guy 1: Hey man whats that smell?
Guy 2: Oh thats my franzan
Guy 1: Yummy

by Chewsday November 23, 2020

Tour De Franzia

When one buys every variety of Franzia boxed wine, than proceeds to "slap the bag" down a line till s/he has sampled each one. Tour winners often go for round 2 or 3. An armstrong or a lance is achieved when someone completes the Tour 7 times in one night.

Ralph- yo how fucked up were you?
Molly- i was schmacked, i did the Tour de Franzia twice!!
Raplh- Fuck yeah!

by youhaveaniceface July 17, 2012

franzia

classic wine, comes in a box, get sunset blush flavor. 5 liters for 10 bucks and college girls love it and you can get drunk twice for 10 bucks

did you get the franzia and 20 sack?

by eachandeveryday December 2, 2004