Frankenturret

The half weighted cube half turret creation made by Wheatley in the game Portal 2. After taking control of the facility, Wheatley begins his own testing. Since Chell and Potato GlaDos (aka PotaDos) are on the run and unavailable to use as test subjects, Wheatley must resort to creating his own. So he stuck turrets in cubes so the they could walk by themselves right onto the buttons.

"For god's sake you're boxes with legs! It's literally your only purpose!" -said by Wheatley when frustrated with the frankenturrets.

by R3dzombi3 May 5, 2013

Frankenturkey

Verb: using of one's fists with the thumbs sticking out to form turkeys with the hands, and then placing them on both sides of another person's neck to make the impression of a frankenstein with turkey bolts.

Cady frankenturkeyed Levi during a sentimental dance known as the Cha-Cha. He was caught off guard by the turkey bolts against his neck.

by Hoist0 October 5, 2010

frankentard

A person of diminished mental capacity who is quite tall and physically large in size.

When the short bus had to drop the handicapped students off at the school, the bus driver and his aide had to make sure the frankentard did not trip on the steps leading out of the bus or hit his head against the top the bus' doorway.

by Terminus_Est June 15, 2011

Frankentities

(n.) Altered boobies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.

Whoa dude, what's wrong with that girl's breast, she has some major frankentities.

Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentities.

by Spaghettiwest July 29, 2009

frankentwat

a freeloader (often in KY) who has undergone cosmetic labiaplasty (vaginal mutilation as remedy for insecurity).

wendy is a frankentwat (3sixteen 5nineteen oh197).

by marklikeasshole January 7, 2021

Frankentomcombover

A particularly disturbing hairstyle styled with Korean yak sex butter.

Did you see that guys Frankentomcombover? It sure sucked.

by Dignitiondead November 4, 2023

Frankentrumpstein

A Frankenstein combination of Jeffery Epstein and Donald Trump surgically sewn together into one monster.

Doctor Frankentrumpstein is back at it again with another freakish monster twist--- A fitting combination of Jeffrey Esptsein's pedo-corpse, aptly married to Trump's whine and nasal discharge persona. Where are the Bloodhounds, torches and mobs when we need em!!!

by SkinVoyage February 18, 2026