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Lycée français Charles de Gaulle 

A school filled with rich french kids that’ll ruin your life day by day. One day there, and you can be apart of your own scandal. Drama can be found in every corner and if you look closely you can find a snobby-skinny -Jean -wearing rich boy who’s probably wearing a Kenzo sweatshirt. A school where you can wear your own clothes, but wear the wrong thing and you might be bullied; but that’s a part of the experience. LFCDG is great fun, you can make new friends or you can think your making new friends but in reality they’re two faced and their only your “friend” to talk shit about you. At the lycee you can find students smoking just outside of the school, now don’t be intimidated, they’re just re charging they won’t hurt you if you don’t look them in the eyes. Despite the passive aggressive shit I wrote, I owe a lot to that school, it gave me an attitude and it showed me how to be a boss at bitch stares. It also made me stronger; despite being in the worse mental state I have ever been when I was there, it gave me thicker skin. Now I don’t give a shit about what anyone says because the students at LFCDG has already said it all.
GIRL: “urg what’s that smell”

BOY: “ oh it’s the students from that french school, lycée français Charles de Gaulle, they smoke a lot”

*student walks by screaming on the phone *

STUDENT: “papa !! Nan mais j’ai que besoin comme 500£!!!” (annoying high pitch nasally voice)

Le Petrole Nationale Francais

The second novel in a trilogy written by Robert and Micah after "Cheeze" and before "TEA". Involving numerous characters based on people from their lives, it's an exciting world that's only half finished and full of action and deep plot twists. The novel is also partially based on TV shows, video games and books that the two authors have read. The book will be published after tons of editing and released after Cheeze has established a name for itself.
"Did you read Le Petrole Nationale Francais? It's a great book!"

Collège Français de Montréal 

Ass. Horsecock. Gietmamanw.

This is the shit you'll have to deal with. Even the gym teacher had a heart attack because he couldnt take it lol.
Yo this guy goes to Collège Français de Montréal so he must be a fucking nigger.

Le Pro Francais

One of the best YouTubers, he makes livestreams and plays fortnite, as well as other member only streams. So it really is a benifit to pay £0.99 to get almost daily streams. It is a good way to escape boredom and he usually answers every single chat question.
“Hey man, did you watch Le Pro Francais’ stream the other day, it was awesome”

“Yeah, I watched it, did you see the clip. It was unbelievable.”

San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.
I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

hope francis 

hope is a very francisisy person with a hole lot of francis
hope francis is like the pope....FRANCIS!