Uncle Festus

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.

Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"

by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015

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foetusing

a term, also referred within the scientific world as the F1N1 virus, used to describe a yet undefined act. This act is illegal for those under 18 and must not be associated with the word "foetus". If you are foetusing with Obama, it refers to a line dance common in texas. However, if you are foetusing someone else and you are caught, well, off to the nunnery for you-you criminal creepy child.

If someone wants to send in a movie of them foetusing, go for it, we need examples of this act in order to make a better definition.

a) I foetused myself last night, using HarvIc publication book titled "foetusing and you: tools for foetusing"

b) Me and Obama foetused all night long (me and Obama line danced in true texas style last night, you werent there you unlucky A-Hole)

c) I foetused you in the streets after my 16th birthday. Oh (go to the nunnery immediately. you may go to jail as well)

by HarvIc Future NobelPrizewinner June 19, 2009

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foetus jacking

A practice developed on the London railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. It involves confronting male passengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.

Female passenger: "can I please have your seat. I'm pregnant." (Whole carriage stares at man)

Male pssenger: "stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. I'm gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 9, 2010

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