Food Porn

Noun.
Food Porn is any type of media that shows exceptionally delicious food. It is displayed in such a way that just the way it is spread out, or how the light hits it, leaves the observer going:

"Ohmygod. Get in me, but don't make me fat."

Person: Ohmygawd, that high quality picture of Nutella on a spoon made my ovaries explode! It's shameless Food Porn & I need it.

by foodpornographer June 23, 2012

Food Porn

when people post close up pictures on they're social networking sites (ex. facebook, myspace) of delicious food that looks like art.

Eddy's photo caption on picture reads: "Man I don't even wanna touch this work of food art"

Walter comments: That's some delicious looking food porn.

by Alisa Bosconovitch June 3, 2010

Food Porn

Any picture or ad of food that is appealing.

Yo, Danielle did you just see that Pizza Hut commercial?

Hell yeah - that was some good food porn. Let's go get some pizza.

by FriedMack May 30, 2008

Food Porn

The torture that 01012012.tumblr puts everyone in until they transform into foodpornatics.

Sherlockian: Hey look at this cool blog 01012012. Oh no. NO!!! NOT THE FOOD PORN THE DELICIOUS HORRIBLE FOOD PORN. NOOOOOO!!!!

by VorteckBeCrazy October 25, 2012

Food Porn

Gordon Ramsay's whole channel

Gordon Ramsay: *Orgasming about whisking* Nice and creamy

Random Commenter: THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITON OF FOOD PORN

by A capricious alien god December 19, 2016

food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)

i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"

by michael foolsley January 21, 2023

Porn Food

A food that is delicious and awesome while you're eating it, but afterwords you feel dirty or sick.

Dude I ate the whole bag of cheeto's man. I feel like shit now, fuckin porn food.

by daboyfromdasouth June 28, 2010