by bafomit March 10, 2010
An abbreviation of "Fuck Mah Pussy." A phrase, as flexible as a snake, which can be added to any statement. It works best with bold or off color statements, rendering them bolder or more off color.
by Diddy_01 April 15, 2008
acronym usually used to mean "fuck me please"; can be used as a noun or pronoun for someone who is extremely attractive or sexy;
by Must Turd May 24, 2015
"fuck me please" can be used either as a pronoun or as a verb when discussing a person of major sexyness
(usually a female referring to a male)
(usually a female referring to a male)
pro:girl1: "HOLY SHIT...have you seen the new kid?!
girl2: "Zomg, yea total fmp"
verb: girl:"holy crap, i just want him to fmp"
girl2: "Zomg, yea total fmp"
verb: girl:"holy crap, i just want him to fmp"
by Alivio November 13, 2009
short for Full Metal Panic.
by (insertnamehere) August 10, 2003
Abbreviation for Fuck Me Pink.
by Daithi Sean July 24, 2011
1. teacher: you added instead of subtracted on this problem so you lose 10 points
you: fuck! *fmp
2. dumb blonde: the capital of United States is Los Angeles
date: O___o *fmp
3. you have to babysit two naughty kids cuz your mom had to run some important errands. they run around and mess up the house, forcing you to clean up after their mess. then they accidentally break your mother's expensive china and spill drinks on your white carpet floor. you get hurt running after them and telling them to stop, all while worrying about how you're gonna finish that stack load of homework you're suppose to be doing cuz it's due first thing tomorrow morning. *fmp&fml moment
you: fuck! *fmp
2. dumb blonde: the capital of United States is Los Angeles
date: O___o *fmp
3. you have to babysit two naughty kids cuz your mom had to run some important errands. they run around and mess up the house, forcing you to clean up after their mess. then they accidentally break your mother's expensive china and spill drinks on your white carpet floor. you get hurt running after them and telling them to stop, all while worrying about how you're gonna finish that stack load of homework you're suppose to be doing cuz it's due first thing tomorrow morning. *fmp&fml moment
by samk(: December 18, 2010