FMP

Obviously "feel my pain," what the hell is fuck me pumps?

1 : "Dude, I just got a 38 on my pre-cal test!"
2 : "FMP dude."

by bafomit March 9, 2010

FMP

An abbreviation of "Fuck Mah Pussy." A phrase, as flexible as a snake, which can be added to any statement. It works best with bold or off color statements, rendering them bolder or more off color.

I'm not going to come with you to the Spice Girls reunion concert. You can FMP, you bitch.

by Diddy_01 April 14, 2008

FMP

acronym usually used to mean "fuck me please"; can be used as a noun or pronoun for someone who is extremely attractive or sexy;

"Oh my fuck! Dat ass tho! FMP!"

"Becky was wearing spandex yesterday!"
"Yea, what a FMP!"

by Must Turd May 26, 2015

FMP

"fuck me please" can be used either as a pronoun or as a verb when discussing a person of major sexyness

(usually a female referring to a male)

pro:girl1: "HOLY SHIT...have you seen the new kid?!

girl2: "Zomg, yea total fmp"

verb: girl:"holy crap, i just want him to fmp"

by Alivio November 13, 2009

FMP

short for Full Metal Panic.

did you get FMP Mission:02 yet?

by (insertnamehere) August 9, 2003

FMP

Abbreviation for Fuck Me Pink.

Mickey - "See the young one with the massive rack over there?"

Ted - "FMP she's hot"

by Daithi Sean July 24, 2011

FMP

face meets palm

1. teacher: you added instead of subtracted on this problem so you lose 10 points
you: fuck! *fmp

2. dumb blonde: the capital of United States is Los Angeles
date: O___o *fmp

3. you have to babysit two naughty kids cuz your mom had to run some important errands. they run around and mess up the house, forcing you to clean up after their mess. then they accidentally break your mother's expensive china and spill drinks on your white carpet floor. you get hurt running after them and telling them to stop, all while worrying about how you're gonna finish that stack load of homework you're suppose to be doing cuz it's due first thing tomorrow morning. *fmp&fml moment

by samk(: December 19, 2010