flowerectamy

the removal of a flower from your urethra

i have to have a flowerectamy

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

flowered

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.

“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.

by CJ1970 March 14, 2019

Flowerhead

A male who thinks he is in with the ladies but they only think of him as their cute little friend who is 100% undateable

Kevin: Hey Shawn aren't you worried about Derrick hangin out with your girl

Shawn: No way man that guys a total Flowerhead all the girls only like playin with his hair

Kevin: ha what a Flowerhead

by Bmagic13 June 2, 2010

flowered my ass

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.

This person flowered my ass so hard last night.

by Poakley December 11, 2019

flowerpowerrry

the best person in the world, he’s so cool y’all don’t even know !!!!

flowerpowerrry is one of my favourite moots

by vampirry October 1, 2021

flowerpowerrry

super hot <<333

…flowerpowerrry

by Swiftrry October 1, 2021

flowergender

being a fucking flower lmao

"i'm flowergender" "what do bees do to y-" (flowergender)

by richbro69420 June 27, 2022