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Ass Flotsam

1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit
by core memory dump December 14, 2012
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Foltzalicious

Panty-dropping hot.
girl 1: "did you see that guy last night?"

girls 2: "yeah, i really wanted him to put it in me...he was totally Foltzalicious"
by Your Lil' Guy January 26, 2009
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Flozza

A fucker who never touches grass. This kid plays fortnite all the fucking time. He needs to take a shower.
Bro that guy is such a flozza
by bruhh minecraft anus February 1, 2022
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fotze

Du dumme Fotze!
You fuckin' cunt!
by Jeado September 25, 2005
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flooze

also floozy, floozie; a female prostitute or someone who is very easy, promiscuous, slutty, etc.
That girl looks like a flooze in those short shorts and tight top.
by Silence Dogood May 19, 2005
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flouze

I spent all my flouze last weekend.
by AGJEN April 2, 2016
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flozinate

using an SGLT2 inhibitor to punch kidney disease in the face
Let's get in the clinic and flozinate some people today.
by kidney_and_or_renal December 2, 2020
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