A female human takes her thumb and sticks it up a male human's anus. She then wiggles her fingers playing with the scrotum and says "FLOPSIE!" in a high pitched voice.
Last night I got the world's best FLOPSIE!
I tried to give Hank a FLOPSIE but I couldn't fit my FAT thumbs in his anus hole!
I tried to give Hank a FLOPSIE but I couldn't fit my FAT thumbs in his anus hole!
by Mycousintoldmeaboutthis!!! October 16, 2008
Get the Flopsiemug. 
A hipster-mobile that is often described by hipsters as a "non-fixed gear bicycle" so as to hide their hipsterness. It involves rotating a gear installed in reverse so as to appear less hipsterish, but accomplishes the exact opposite task, as it, in effect, makes said individuals more "on the cusp", sociologically speaking.
As he grasps his hot pink brake grip tape and spins his non-dynamic'd geared bike's pedals backwards, Duffy vehemently denies that his Flopsie is a hipster ride, thus inexorably proving that it is.
by ZazzBlammymatazz October 21, 2010
Get the Flopsiemug. When a man and a women are about to have sex, but the man loses his erection when his penis contacts her vagina
by Mcdrizzle February 13, 2010
Get the Flopsymug. derived from the singer Ville Valo due to his curly hair and hat.A flopsy is always male and often has an arched back.
ooooh flopsies!!
by pokie_orna December 18, 2003
Get the Flopsymug. Oh man, I sat across from grandma at the barbecue and had a flopsy. She TOTALLY saw the frank and beans.
by j-to-the-r April 25, 2009
Get the Flopsymug. by ronald T. January 08, 2008
Get the flipsy flopsymug.