Floods

When the girl is so horny she squirts everywhere in everything

The floods were so rapid

by Shameka w October 30, 2017

Floods by Pantera

Ultimate medicine. Legend has it that Ozzy Osbourne is still alive because he listens to Floods 2 times every day.

Nurse: "DOCTOR! HE'S DYING! PLAY FLOODS BY PANTERA NOW!"

by Getpisseddestroy August 10, 2018

Floods Law

Floods law dictates that one singular water molecule in an isolated system is not wet. A water molecule however is able to make any other substance (including water) wet. This means that water makes other substances wet, however one water molecule by itself IS NOT wet.

Floods law tells us this water molecule is not actually wet. crazy........

by Why S0 Seri0us March 17, 2021

Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.

Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!

by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014

Preach floods to Noah

Advocate to someone an opinion or stance that s/he already holds -- preach to the converted -- push on an open door . . . with a flavour of "a bit of a waste of time and effort"

Turns out we agree on this, so I won't try to preach floods to Noah.

by Kickasso April 14, 2021

foodstamper

(noun) Any person who receives and redeems EBT (food-stamp) benefits.

John had been a foodstamper all of his life. I remember he used to say that they (food stamps) were better than cash.

by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018

foodsie

a combination between a selfie and a food picture. The picture combines photographic, plating and cooking skills.

A masterchef should be able to create the perfect foodsie

by Emily21 December 22, 2016