FlemLife

One who is committed to the lifestyle of fleming (the act of coughing up mucus).

"Yo bro i just dropped a phat flem"
"Solid the FlemLife chose you"

by Schlonglover69 October 4, 2017

flolf

A Game often defined as Football golf and or Floater Golf, as presented by Neil Diamond.

Ben:"Hey Barnes did you see the Flolf last night?"
Barnes:"Yes."
Ben:"Braddaz"

by Q4J April 26, 2014

Flofl

acronym for Fucking Lying On Floor Laughing, pronounced "falafel"

Amy: Have you seen Heather's new post? Flofl

by abbaquirk September 18, 2019

FLML

Fucking Love My Life

after having a good/great day set this as your status or in mint conservation

instead of saying FML for the bad days

Text 1: "I totally got their number today. FLML"

Text response: "Nice"

text,acronym,FML,LOL,ROFL,LMFAO

by BAllenUT33 April 4, 2010

Flomchomp

If someone is eating too loudly or too fast, you use this as an insult. Slang from Southern England.

Look how quickly Barry is eating his dinner, what a flomchomp

Ah, those mexicans at the next table are being such flomchomps

by Voletic May 1, 2012

FMOML

Internet acronym for "Funniest Moment Of My Life." It is generally used as a mockery of the acronyms ROFL, LMAO, etc. People don't literally roll on the floor laughing or laugh their a**es off.

FMOML is a sarcastic over-exaggeration of moments that are seen as "funny," but actually aren't.

<nerd>I had the coolest dream last night that I won the lottery! LMAO!
<jock>Really?
<nerd>Yeah! Isn't that so funny!?
<jock>... Oh, yeah. Totally FMOML.

by Vergil Art December 17, 2009

Flold

When you're sick and it's worse than a common cold, but not quite as bad as having the flu.

Man, I have the flold. My nose is stuffy, I feel like crap and I can't get off the couch, but I have an appetite and no fever.

by CrazieKC February 23, 2010