People who dickride Kay Flock or DOA rappers religiously. They particularly hate when you mention that Flock won't beat the case, even if it isn't made out of hatred for Kay Flock.
KEEP IN MIND you can listen to Kay Flock, like his music, be a fan, and NOT DICKRIDE KAY FLOCK, and still not be a Flocksexual.
KEEP IN MIND you can listen to Kay Flock, like his music, be a fan, and NOT DICKRIDE KAY FLOCK, and still not be a Flocksexual.
User1: Damn, New York doesn't have a self defense statute, and the just hit him with a RICO charge. It's over
User2: Hey brodie, be careful, the Flocksexuals won't like that!
User2: Hey brodie, be careful, the Flocksexuals won't like that!
by TatesCellBoyfriend May 18, 2023
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when someones sexualality fluctuates from prefering guys one week, then prefering girls one week; a fluctuating version of bisexual
girl one, texting her friend: "OMG!!! Halle Berry is such a sexy beast!"
Girl two, responding: "I thought you were stright?"
Girl one: "not really"
Girl Two: "what do you mean"
Girl one: "well...it fluctuates....so what would that make me?"
Girl two: "um.....i guess a.....flucusexual"
Girl two, responding: "I thought you were stright?"
Girl one: "not really"
Girl Two: "what do you mean"
Girl one: "well...it fluctuates....so what would that make me?"
Girl two: "um.....i guess a.....flucusexual"
by youfuckingsuckballs April 23, 2009
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Rob: ok!
*they go to toms house*
Rob: *moans*
Tom: dude wtf!
Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.
Rob: ok!
*they go to toms house*
Rob: *moans*
Tom: dude wtf!
Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.
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by cakepop April 20, 2014
Get the florasexual mug.A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.
It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.
They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.
They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.
It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.
They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.
They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.
by NowakiStar November 10, 2010
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"Dude, that style just isn't working for you. All you accomplish is being the worlds biggest flomosexual."
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