dry floatation

To relieve oneself anally in water, normally a bathtub; sometimes a larger body of water such as a swimming pool.

"Tom jumped in the pool and just took a dry floatation in front of everyone"
"Andy needed a dry floatation like a hot rash"

by BBAA March 2, 2014

Floatatious

When I feel more amazing than awesome.

I have never felt so floatatious! It’s like I am on top of the world!

by KarVan February 3, 2021

Floatatious

The ability to float very well

I was very floatatious in my wetsuit

by Super crafty gurl November 29, 2015

Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub

Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation

by FunniCuzItsTru July 27, 2013