flatasstic

If a chick is otherwise fine but her ass is lacking, she's flatasstic. Usually used to reject an attempt to rate her as a dime.

Yeah, she's tight as hell but she's still flatasstic.

by Machete April 11, 2005

Floatatious

A man or woman who has mastered the art of floating in water and flirting at the same time. A true multi-tasker in the ways of mating.

A very sexy floater.

Woman 1: whoa did you see that guy!
Woman 2: Man I did! He's got the hair, the equipment... He is so floatatious! I could jump his bones right here in the pool!
Woman 2: whoa girl they'll bar us from this pool with talk like that!

by ReyMon! December 14, 2010

floatation device

See breast

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Flatassed

When a girl has no ass.
My sister.

Damn Pablo, have you noticed that my sister is flatassed!

by meitesties June 5, 2013

floatation

Floatation is a state of ecstasy achieved by skiers and snowboarders in powder snow conditions.

My skis give me killer floatation in the waist deep.

by The Snow Prophet May 18, 2010

Flatass fatass

A fat guy with a flat ass.

Mike Pulaski is a single flatass fatass who keeps eating brisket after brisket. He's gonna be over 300 lbs soon.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017

dry floatation

To relieve oneself anally in water, normally a bathtub; sometimes a larger body of water such as a swimming pool.

"Tom jumped in the pool and just took a dry floatation in front of everyone"
"Andy needed a dry floatation like a hot rash"

by BBAA March 2, 2014