flotard

n. having your underwear tag hang out of your trousers.

She has a sweet ass. Too bad about that flotard.

by pjh September 10, 2003

Flatardia

Places Flatards congregate, IE. Flat earth groups on social media, Flat earth conferences, Mom's basement.

see flatard

That post is strait out of Flatardia.

by Nathan Tampoon May 15, 2018

fleatard

A furry pet that frequently displays bizarre and mostly unacceptable behaviors.

Friend: Dude, your dog is chewing on your baseboards again.

Owner: Dammit! He's such a fleatard!

by Big-D. July 25, 2010

Flowtard

Billy Owen

Dan: You get the new flowmaster muffler?
Justin: Yeah the flowtard just sold me his

by flowtarduser1234 May 25, 2018

flatard

Whenever your friend is acting like a complete, and utter idiot.

You are such a flatard for singing the pokemon theme song in a chimp monk voice.

by turdmuffin#2 August 2, 2010

floaturd

The buoyant nugget sized turd that remains in the bowl after the flush

Dave, I went to use the crapper and some nasty jerk left a bunch of floaturds behind. I think somebody else's wife cooks worse than mine.

by Mr metal chip July 23, 2015

FLOTARD

An incontinent man posing as a woman, who stalks his prey online by shitting himself and then using that fecal matter on his keyboard

That Al is up to his usual tricks---stalking and smelling like shit....what a FLOTARD!

by YUPstillmissing November 8, 2019