Flodge

a foldge is the event in which someone says they are going to do something and doesn't do it.

you flodged on me last night! or flodge can be used as a noun-- don't be a flodge!

by Rozel September 15, 2005

fladget

A chunk or piece of something (usually referring to food or a wound). This is a traditional word used by the natives of Ocracoke Island, North Carolina.

Cut me a fladget of meat, please.
He's cut a fladget of skin off his thumb.

by ocockislander May 25, 2009

Flodge

A combination of the words "flake" and "dodge"...when a person, usually a friend, cancels on plans or events at the last second for no good reason.

Brent's friends invited him over so that they could spend time with him before he moved all the way across the country, but at the last second he FLODGED because he was "too tired" to watch a movie and drink free wine.

by KtMcD January 24, 2011

fladge

Fladge - a woman who has huge flappy vaginal lips. (flappy vadge)

"the woman i slept with last night had a bit of a fladge"
" thats a bit of a fladge you have going on there love"

by Andrew Robert Smith May 14, 2005

Flodgeshploff

The act of filling water balloons with diarrhea and using them for a balloon fight

"Bro we should play a game of Flodgeshploff!"
"We can't do that! Dad will poop on us again!"

by SomeDude33333 February 9, 2022

floodge

to penetrate a female with a male penis and ballsack all at the same time.

My boyfriend wants to floodge me intensly.

by knocker93 January 9, 2011

flodgein

A person or persons who boasts or lies. In doing so they try to improve his or hers ego, and also try to alter the judgement or opinions of others.

Check out my new car! Just bought it. (it's a rental) that person is flodgein.

by urfuckingay....fag April 21, 2014