Tender Flanks

Painfully sore and swollen pussy lips from extended periods of sexual activity.

Carla and her boyfriend pulled an all night sex marathon and she ended up with the worst case of Tender Flanks she had ever had. Could barely walk.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Flinker

Cell phone charger

May I please use your flinker? I left mine at my Aunt Mary's house, and her giraffe ate it.

by cell phone charger April 6, 2014

Flinstoning

v. the act of pushing a non running car until you can jump in and drive the car under its own momentum

Man, i was flinstoning my car down the street and these bitches started laughing at me.

I was on some straight stone age shit flinstoning my car down the hill

by mattmfin October 13, 2006

flintshire

Shit hole in the north east if Wales. Full of chavs getting drunk, fighting or dealing on every corner. The most common phrase is "ya mum" and least common phrase is "thank you".

Places in Flintshire
-flint=shithole
-connahs quay=shithole
-Buckley=meh
-mold=it's okay but still a shithole
-Holywell-it's a shithole but then there's the strand...
-deeside/shotton=don't bother you'll get shanked
-sealand mannor-don't even go there it's worse than the strand

Flintshire chav 1- ite lirrd
Flintshire chav 2- fu** of ya cheeky cu**

by Meeeeeeeeeh November 7, 2013

Flinkering

When you take a shit and use the shit as lubricant to masturbate with

Oh Shit bro I caught Brady flinkering last

by Flinkermaster July 9, 2019

flintstone's gummies

literally the best fucking gummies to ever fucking exist

bruh Flintstone's gummies smack

by thefuckingshit.com June 25, 2020

Flankster

You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....

Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!

by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006