Steve woke up with a morning glory so took matters into his own hands in the shower and went flinging in the rain
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I thought I could play the concerto the best, but due to Lingling’s principle, I was outdone greatly.
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To commit the act of ones self (being that self a man) taking his shlong and doing the gay act
of poking it inside another man's poop shoot, any man's poop shoot to be exact. And fling that poo out like an italian stallion.
of poking it inside another man's poop shoot, any man's poop shoot to be exact. And fling that poo out like an italian stallion.
by AshleyMichelle. April 8, 2015
Get the flingin the poon mug.A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
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Get the Shit-flinging-monkey mug.A punishment for flinching: Two punches. If the victim flinches again, they'll suffer another two for flinching!
That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!
That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!
"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.
by TheLostDude December 10, 2004
Get the two for flinching mug.A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.
‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank’
by AmelaPanderson January 14, 2018
Get the flinging the shrimp mug.the act of being the best one in bed, make all the girls/guys want a turn with you, and you make a shea look like nothing
person:1 wow she was a shea last nite!
person:2 well mine was a findling last nite!
person:1 wow i wish I had someone like that
person:2 well mine was a findling last nite!
person:1 wow i wish I had someone like that
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