I saw them flickergoonjng
by User 781538;761728 May 31, 2024
Get the flickergoonmug. Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
Get the Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooningmug. by BigDaddyDicc December 16, 2024
Get the flickergoonmug. Flickergooning is the act of gooning, but instead of being over the course of a long period of time, you masterbate as hard, violent, and fast as possible to achieve the satisfaction of gooning in a shorter time period. These shortened version of the activity are often done in shorter sessions, and can often be back to back. Possibly even allowing for a flickergoon gooning session.
"Bro you get your goon session in last night?"
"Nah dude, didn't have the time, had to flickergoon between projects I was working on."
"Nah dude, didn't have the time, had to flickergoon between projects I was working on."
by gaping horror May 23, 2024
Get the flickergoonmug. I did a Aztec flickergoon
by Jehshshsjs June 7, 2024
Get the Aztec flickergoonmug. A sexual and ritualistic tradition past down by smurfs where the user masturbates as fast as possible while flicking their dick. Upon ejaculation the cum will shoot out like a catapult and after this is completed 6 times the user must back up 600 yards and cum once more while flicking your dick as hard as possible to fire that cum for miles.
by The Big Gooner June 5, 2024
Get the Flickergooningmug. The term ‘flickergooning’ means to goon after a 7 day edge streak. The term ‘flicker’ is added to gooning because after edging for 7 days and eventually coming, your eyes flicker due to the amount of pleasure given. This term came from a Tik Tok post on May 22nd, 2024 from @bestsparring
“I can Goon for 8 hours straight”
An alpha says.
“I can flickergoon for 7 seconds”
A super alpha responds.
Or
“Flickergooning has helped me build my edge streak over the decades”
A wise man said.
An alpha says.
“I can flickergoon for 7 seconds”
A super alpha responds.
Or
“Flickergooning has helped me build my edge streak over the decades”
A wise man said.
by SwampDonkey_1013 May 27, 2024
Get the flickergooningmug.