Rip Flet

A swift punch in the vagina

Caleb performed a massive rip flet when he kneeled and brought his fist up with unparalleled speed

by That one pole vault April 10, 2019

merc flet

You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.

Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

Why fletch?

An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.

Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"

Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"

Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"

by Sukoforiko August 7, 2018

C.T. Fletcher

High society bodybuilding trainer, former 6 times world champion from Compten, California, well known for his very sensitve and tender, but clear statements.

Guy on the bench:
C.T. I need to stop lifting this weight because my dick itches and my diapher is wet! I wanna go home looking some tv sucking on some bon bons.

C.T. Fletcher:
WTF!! YO MUTHAFUCKING PUNK DARE TO TELL SUCH MUTHAFUKIN SHIT??
YO MUTHAFUKA HAVE NO EXCUSES ....I COMMAND YO TO WORK YOUR GOODDAMN FUCKIN ASS OFF..
NO MATTER WHAT...
IT IS STILL YO MUTHAFUCKING SET!!
GOT THAT MUTHAFUCKA?

by Andrew68 September 4, 2013

Tom Fletcher

He is the one of the lead vocals for McFly, MOST AMAZING BAND IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD! he is cute. he got a new haircut and looks cuter than ever. but must admit not hotter than my love danny jones. but all mcfly boys are sexy

TOM FLETCHER,,,, I suck at example
but he is halourious

by ELLENLOVESMCFLY October 14, 2008

Tom Fletcher

Tom Fletcher is a guitarist/singer in McFly that hides many interesting and beneficial qualities behind his calm composure. His claim to fame through McFly is only a small portion of The Amazing running through his blood. Tom’s heart is as good as gold and his kindness and generosity portrays him as a positive role-model to some of the band’s younger fans. Tom’s uniquely geeky sense of humor and intelligence separates him from the stereotypical idea of a pop star, therefore widening people’s eyes and opening their minds to a new version of the status quo.

All in all, there should be more Tom Fletcher’s in the world.

Person1: Who's the fourth member of McFly again? The blonde singer?
Person2: Oh that's Tom Fletcher. I'm surprised you didn't know.
Person1: Why?
Person2: Because he's made of Amazing.

by Ringoisastarr August 7, 2009

becci fletcher

The tightest female know to man

~is affiliated with the pussy squad

That ravine is tighter than Becci Fletcher

by OhDezinq January 6, 2015