Flubbing

The act that Cubs fan perform on themselves or other Cubs fans around them. Also can be a synonym for masturbation.

After Carolos Zambrano's no hitter in Milwaukee all the Cubs in attendance fans began flubbing themselves.

by dd522 June 9, 2009

Flabbing Shit Twister

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor

Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”

by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018

Flobbing

"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.

(Alternatively)

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well

by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021

Scuba Flubbing.

Scuba flubbing is when a really fat person goes scuba diving and gets stuck at the bottom of the ocean because they are so heavy.

I wanna go Scuba Flubbing.

by #DaManBAM January 23, 2017

Ear Flubbing

Ear Flubbing is when you repeatedly stroke of flick yours of someone elses ear forward causing it to jiggle. It is also known as Flubbing or Flub

I was ear flubbing my self giving me pleasure the way it jiggled.

by Evinator April 9, 2019

Flobbing

The act of not washing your hands after you've been to the toilet.

That's disgusting, she's flobbing.

by 90's kid October 24, 2012

flabbingle

to reject a kiss from someone.

first girl: "hey babe how was last night? kiss anyone?"

second girl: "hey all these randoms came onto me but i flabbingled them all!"

by alyse-emma and brooke November 28, 2007