flazzlezorp

A lion/peacock/fish whose power over all is spitting out drinks at his/her competitors. A flazzlezorp can only live in the dishwasher (or the washing machine, but only on the first Tuesday of every month). Weaknesses include straws, towels, and heating lamps. Most commonly found in Finland or your dvd of Working Girl.

Oh my lord, Betsy, look at that giant flazzlezorp coming right at us!

by Belle and Lexa April 11, 2009

Flazey

Food-coma induced laziness

Im so full from this meal I can't move, I'm so flazey.

by Pikul June 28, 2015

Flazor

A person who fails to the extent that can not be imagined by the human mind.

Aj is by far the largest flazor this world has ever seen.

by Talost August 25, 2009

Flazzer

Someone who uses the words in the Urban Dictionary when talking instead of speaking English.

Someone who actively and willingly removes him or herself from acceptance in contemporary society by refusing to speak properly and then complains that "The White Man" is keeping them down.

A - Fo' shizzle my nizzle!
B - Pardon me?
A - Yo! Fo' shizzle my nizzle!?!
B - What?
A - Yo! Waazup?
B - I'm sorry I can't understand you. I speak English, not Ebonics you dumb flazzer!

by Zed Omega December 23, 2003

flazum

n. syn jizz, also "flaz"

Oh baby I'm sorry about gettin that flazum all over your walls and shit.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

flazzle

Something that is flashy and dazzling.

That project looks boring, give it some flazzle.

by MillerBear June 16, 2012

Flazzeida

a person who is out of touch with reality; creates their own reality that is usually ridiculous

He is soooo flazzeida.

by Lolakicks April 11, 2019