fapturbate

Jerkin off.

Austin's sister is really hot. I'm going to fapturbate to her.

by BFFN July 11, 2009

Fasturbate

When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.

I heard the keys in the door so I fasturbated

by Eboracum December 3, 2014

Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

flatulate

fart

Rakishi flatuated on my head and now I smell like ass

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

fraturated

When one is unable to stomach hanging out in a basement full of bad beer, urine, empty plastic cups, testosterone, and legions of horny bros

After spending weeks going out to frats, during which her primary activity was rejecting drunken tools, Sarah realized that she was completely fraturated.

by Avio_Green September 17, 2010

Flashturbate

When you have to masturbate really quickly because you don't know when your roommate is going to come home.

I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.

by bonobos September 20, 2011

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008