Flatutory Rape

The act of having sex with a minor while passing gas

Guys, did you hear? Steve was charged with flatutory rape? They said the stench was so bad that when they came to the scene, the poor girl was dead and the cause of death was the extreme amounts of methane gas in the room.

by ScottyMcFlizzle July 19, 2010

flabulator

a device used to aid in flabulating.

Tom, can you get the flabulator from the closet?

by dnice March 29, 2005

flatulator alligator

A person known for having extremely smelly and loud farts. Variant on "Catch you later, alligator!"

Jeez, Rory's one hell of a flatulator alligator!

by Macavity October 31, 2003

flatulatology

the study of farts

My dad has an honorary degree in flatulatology.

by yy4u September 5, 2009

Rogue Flatulator

The act of purposely flatulating in someone's comfort zone for your own personal pleasure.

A deviant, One who delights in your Nasal Dismay. A sneak, Proficient in all Flatual activity, "You smelt it , he dealt it..."

He's gone, but the putrid "eue de toilette" of his expired breakfast burrito will scar you forever.

sniff..sniff...Who just farted? You smell that??
it must have been that guy that just walked by...
I was wondering why he smiled, that Rogue Flatulator

by MrHollandsOpusOne November 9, 2010

flatulatron

A high-tech device for producing fart noises.

When I was a kid, we had the whoopee cushion. Now, we've gone the high-tech route with the Flatulatron.

by Beef_Injection July 16, 2016