flutterby

the original name of the butterfly until mr. jiminy down the road invented a machine in 1912 to fly, when he named this the 'flutterby' so anyone who used the name had to give him 2 shiny pennys for copyright laws

man i had to pay mr. jiminy 2 pennys for saying flutterby yesterday.. wait.. DAMMIT!

by Davo shmavo July 23, 2003

turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023

Flattery Donohoe

An article of clothing worn solely to impress someone on the Internet. It is typically effective, and worn with a degree of pride in one's planning.

Cody: Hey, I'm not getting anyone to talk to on Omegle.
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe

by Horace Dixon February 18, 2011

sarcastic flattery

A term used when exuberant flattery is present through sarcastic means

Of course writing an essay about you is more important than writing an essay regarding a college application, because there are thousands of universities around the world but you are only one. How can you consider this sarcastic flattery, I am shocked!

by jinglemisk April 6, 2016

flutterbuy

Refers to an attractive female's “purchasing” of a mushy-hearted male's compliance/forgiveness/assistance/generosity by giving him a wheedling smile and batting her eyelashes. Often spoken about in a disgusted/sarcastic tone by a fellow male who was not present at the time of said “transaction”, and so he cannot really have any way of knowing for sure if HE HIMSELF might have been hopelessly “melted”, also, if he had been in his buddy's shoes. Daisy Duke is known to be something of an expert at this sort of thing, frequently using her beauty and charm to mellow the otherwise hard-nosed Hazzard County officials and get them to go easier on her two somewhat-reckless cousins.

Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: You mean to tell me that you let that giggle of girls in for FREE?!?!??? Are you outta yer mind, dude?!??

Starry-eyed ticket agent whom he is relieving: Oh, I couldn't help it... they gave me such warm sweet simpery smiles and flapped their long exquisite eyelashes at me in such an alluringly flirty manner that so I just couldn’t bear to charge them anything.

Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: Ahhhh... they pulled the ole' “flutterbuy routine” on you, did they??

by QuacksO December 29, 2013

flattery

The act of being overwhelmed by huge masses of people.

I went to insult you, but I flattery

by mojo92 August 12, 2008

flutterby

What a fag hag calls her shy, reserved, wallflower gay boy friend.

Why're you standing over here all alone my little flutterby?

by Ryan November 27, 2004