Flatten the Curve

The objective of social distancing with respect to the person-to-person transmission of infectious disease; limited interpersonal contact decreases the acceleration phase of disease spread and the subsequent massive health care burden that follows as people manifest symptoms.

Listen to the scientists, not the fucking politicians; It's time to Flatten the Curve.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.

by YAWA March 13, 2020

Flatten and Reinstall

Your only option after your computer broadcasts your IP address.

scott@localhost:~$ netstat -r
Active Internet connections (w/o servers)
Proto Recv-Q Send-Q Local Address Foreign Address State
tcp 0 0 192.168.0.4:34432 203.59.172.8:socks ESTABLISHED
...
scott@localhost:~$ su
Password:
root@localhost:~# flatten
Flatten and Reinstall v1.0
Volume to Flatten: /dev/hda
Please select your only option (flatten/flatten_reinstall): flatten_reinstall

Previous flatten detected. Resuming from backup point...
Flattening /dev/hda... done!
Volume flattened, begin reinstall?: yes
Volume reinstalling... done!
Flatten and Reinstall again? It's the only way to be sure: no

by covox November 19, 2003

Flatten the curve

Flatten the curve means to make things understandable for others and to set a guidance.

Before the end of the year exam the students were all confused and were panicking, so the teacher had to flatten the curve for them.

by UrbanladUK May 3, 2020

Flatten and Reinstall

You are broadcasting an IP address.

You must flatten and reinstall. It's your only option.

oh no, my computer is broadcasting an IP address! better flatten and reinstall

by covox November 19, 2003

flatten it

To step on the gas. To "floor it."

Man, 'da policeman is catchin' up wit' us - flatten it!

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

Flatten A Banana

To have sex with someone.

Hey, bro. Wanna hang out later?

Sorry but I gotta go flatten a banana.

by sexinatacostand February 28, 2011

2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021