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veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm
It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.
by ginger petunia May 16, 2004
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Flattard

An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.

Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.

One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.

An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?

Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!

Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.

Dude: uhm, excuse me?

Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!

Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?

Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**

Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.

Dude: But... yes it... does....

Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.

Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.

Dude 1: Plz don't.
by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017
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Flatbean

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.
I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..
by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013
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Flatty Patty

A flat or small foul shaped Gluteus, or ass.
by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 5, 2020
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flatcest

The act of having sex with your flatmate, even though you know this may be inadvisable given that you have to live together afterwards.
"I walked into Rachael's room and she was in bed with John! They totally committed flatcest last night!"
by possessed July 23, 2007
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flaite

A Chilean Spanish word to describe people from the lower classes, who speak a lot of slang and sometimes steal things. The equivalent of a British chav and something like white trash in the States.
Persona 1: Quién te robó tu bolso?

Persona 2: Un chico puro flaite, weon! Por la chucha! Po.
by Emily and Alex June 10, 2008
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Whites Live Fatter

The presumptively ignorant belief that through out history it has always been advantageous to be white.
He was used to a life of: warnings by the police, 5 star vacations, swimming pools, tennis courts, credit cards, college degrees, career promotions, and tax evasion which all goes to prove Whites Live Fatter.
by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020
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