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Floaties

A type of inflatable that you use to float on water.
Hey, I can't swim give me your floaties.
by oFloaties November 22, 2016
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self-flatisfaction

Enjoying the scent of one's own flatulence.
Enjoying your own ass-air.
Jimmy caught a whiff of his own fart, it was good. He went back for more out of self-flatisfaction.
by frankthepossum April 28, 2015
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General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.
Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.
by Burgoined February 26, 2019
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floaties

Small particles of feces found afloat inside the bowl of an improperly flushed toilet.
Dude, don't you know how to flush? You left floaties!
by Michael Sutthampham May 7, 2005
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Eye Floaties

Those little things you see in your eye and when you try to look at it it swims away!

They're really just little particles of stuff that linger on your eye, making you think your hallucinating but it's just dust or little floating objects that collided with your eyeballs.
Man 1: I THINK I JUST SAW A GHOST
Man 2: I didn't see anything.
Man 1: Oh I just had Eye Floaties
by Dinukun August 19, 2009
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floaties

The abstract shapes you see after staring at light or rubbing your eyes.
"I stared at the sun and now I can't see around my floaties."
by KorZ96 April 23, 2017
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Covid flatsies

When you used to be a person with a juicy booty or bum and when covid made all of the gyms shut down your butt deflated leaving you with a ‘covid flatsie’.
Have you seen Mackenzie lately? Since the gym has closed her butts definitely been a victim of the covid flatsies.
by sweediepie January 16, 2021
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