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Flatulent Farmer

These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.
That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.
by river jameser January 7, 2011
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Flatulentist

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions
Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.
by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020
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flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping
daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage
by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007
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flatmeat

my neighbor's cat was hit by the garbage truck and turned into flatmeat.
by chuckers November 4, 2003
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flattention whore

Someone who imitates or genuinely emits sounds of flatulence with the hopes of gaining social stature or approval among peers. Usually male.
Ricky farted loudly and looked around the workplace frantically for approval, yet to his dismay everyone had their headphones on. He's such a flattention whore.
by iLLapino October 4, 2011
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con flamment

A phrase that describes frustration, most commonly used by rednecks or folks of backwoods descent.
"That con flamment horse is good fer nothin"
by kenterky May 24, 2013
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Flatulent Bastard

A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.
That guy in the corner is a real Flatulent Bastard!
by Boomerang Weiner January 13, 2007
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