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Crusty Flatbread

When a girl got no ass, but you eat it out anyway.
Yo, that lady got some crusty flatbread, I think it's time to snack.
by Sindrom September 30, 2022
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Flatbean

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.
I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..
by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013
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Flathead Craig

Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.
That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad
by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017
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flathead

A term used to describe someone with few or no brains or common sense, resulting from repeated beating of one's head against the wall. An antiquated term from mid-20th century.
Little Joey runs out into the street.. in front of a careening ice-cream truck. Dad yells, "Joey! You flathead! Get out of the street!!"
by BlackKat65 June 23, 2010
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San Diego Flatbed

Rather than booking a hotel room, just arrive and leave your bags some place safe like a car or a friends room if applicable. Proceed to party in the hotel and meet a hot chick who already has a room. When you get free room with her and free service from her, you have scored a San Diego Flatbed.
I never paid for a hotel room because I pulled a San Diego Flatbed.
by jeeyah March 13, 2013
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Flathead

A V8 engine design produced by the Ford Motor Company.
It was introduced in 1932, and was used in automobiles until the 1954 model year. In the thirties, gangsters such as Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow favored Fords powered by Flatheads, since they tended to be quicker than most cars of the time, they made great getaway vehicles.

It has also known that John Dillinger even wrote Henry Ford, praising his powerful Flathead V8, and thanked him for a designing quick getaway car.

The engine was also popular among moonshiners well into the 40s and early fifties.

The engine was also popular with hotrodders of the era, as well as today's hotrodders.
My 1940 Ford Coupe is powered by a Flathead V8.
by angry chocolate. September 9, 2010
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Flathead

A disparaging label for someone that believes the Earth is flat.
The flathead will argue with you about whether Antarctica is a continent, he thinks the world looks like the map in the United Nations logo, where the Antarctic forms a ring around the flat Earth.
by Cheeky Monkees September 10, 2016
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