The act of cutting a fart in bed, then flipping the sheets so the 'aroma' wafts over to your partner.
I was sitting in bed with a good book when my wife suddenly laid down a flart that sent me into the bathroom for an exhaust fan.
by zelmo January 03, 2008
by Wet Stain December 30, 2016
Particularly foul flatulence that accompanies a bout of intestinal flu. Generally a contraction of "flu farts".
While Elmer was no longer contagious, everyone left the party early on account of his saprogenic flarting.
by Dimmy Scroggins January 01, 2012
by l3tr0ll December 05, 2022
by Mr. & Mrs. Flarter January 14, 2014
A cross between a flan, and a tart. Although the name suggests something rude, it is in fact a simple pastry.
Young child: "Mummy that flart smells wonderful!"
Mother: "Well, it's been in the oven for a while now honey"
Mother: "Well, it's been in the oven for a while now honey"
by Lonsdale October 08, 2009
I saw this cute girl at the bar and I was flarting with her so hard. But then half way through it just turned into me shitting my pants.
by professer awful April 04, 2013