The act of cutting a fart in bed, then flipping the sheets so the 'aroma' wafts over to your partner.
I was sitting in bed with a good book when my wife suddenly laid down a flart that sent me into the bathroom for an exhaust fan.
by zelmo January 8, 2009
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Get the flart mug.Particularly foul flatulence that accompanies a bout of intestinal flu. Generally a contraction of "flu farts".
While Elmer was no longer contagious, everyone left the party early on account of his saprogenic flarting.
by Dimmy Scroggins January 1, 2012
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Get the flarted mug.A cross between a flan, and a tart. Although the name suggests something rude, it is in fact a simple pastry.
Young child: "Mummy that flart smells wonderful!"
Mother: "Well, it's been in the oven for a while now honey"
Mother: "Well, it's been in the oven for a while now honey"
by Lonsdale October 8, 2009
Get the Flart mug.I saw this cute girl at the bar and I was flarting with her so hard. But then half way through it just turned into me shitting my pants.
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