faptism

A termed coined by 2sense the ranting gryphon and cohost "Nick the tigerfox"
Similar to a baptism, only into the 'furry fandom' and with fox spooge instead of holy water

"Chris, you are now Autum the....wolf! *splort*
You've been faptised(faptism) into the fandom"

by Cathack July 7, 2008

Faptism

The act of getting a cum facial by jizz that’s been blessed by a priest.

“I was just in an orgy with the priest from St. Luke’s! He gave everyone faptisms.”

by JesusChryslerDotCom January 12, 2022

Faptism

A right of passage for a choir boy.
The first time a Priest ejaculates on the face of one of his choirboys.

Sean "Patrick, were you Faptised last night?"
Patrick "Yes Sean, I had my first Faptism, I even got some in my eye"

by Huwbeauty18 January 12, 2023

Flatism

The act of flattening, crushing, and reducing the human genitals to ash, in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. This act can be performed in groups, though not exceeding fifty-seven. Flatism is often used as part of a courting ritual between those who do not wish to procreate…….. EVER!!!!!

“I saw on Janet’s profile that she’s into Flatism! That is very appealing to me because I to am aroused by the idea of my genitals being crushed under the weight of a tractor.”

by Jackson KamaSutra June 5, 2024