Faddle

When a human face is used as a bicycle saddle, it's called faddle (face+saddle).

Amy : 'I will have a long workout on my gym bike, please be my faddle, hon!'

Brian : 'Yes, my mistress , I will serve you with pleasure! '

by Jeab5 April 5, 2019

Faddle

When you gotta deuce, but it’s no ordinary deuce. You definitely have the faddles. The internal temperature rises the stomach starts bubbling and the shakes and sweats follow. Before finally a thick coating is left on 3/4 of the throne interior. And a relief like no other comes over you, almost euphoric.

Whomever - “wtf is wrong with you, it’s like septic tank exploded in here”.... “ Sorry I have the Faddles.”

by One time for Sharon December 3, 2020

Fladder

When you hit your brother in the bladder, but they say “fladder”.

It’s pronounced fl-a-der

“ you hit me in the fladder

by The0neAndOnIy March 24, 2021

fraddle

Doing something for or with someone because you love them.

I'm not going to blog anymore now, instead I'm going to go fraddle with my boys and play candy land.

by SomeGirlOutThere January 17, 2010

fiddle-faddle

1. nonsense
2. to squander one's time
3. a brand of candy coated popcorn

1. I don't have time for all this fiddle-faddle.
2. I don't have time to fiddle-faddle with all these meaningless arguments.

by Millefune September 12, 2009

Fiddle Faddle

A group, consisting of at least 3 little people, also known as midgets. A fiddle faddle is a very rare occurrence in the modern world, thus viewing such a group should be celebrated and documented.

Be careful...a fiddle faddle is nothing to mess with. Be sure to wear approrpate shin and foot protection when encountering such a group, as they are most commonly known to be aggressive. Spotters most frequently report injuries sustained from the elusive fiddle faddle including bitten and bruised shins, as well and mangled toes, and sometimes even a head-butted groin.

If you can capture a picture of a fiddle faddle in the wild, you must report it to national geographic and post it on as many social networking sites as possible, to share your find with the rest of the world. (you might get some good money for it, ooooo!)

Good places to spot a fiddle faddle of midgets include: in and around circuses, las vegas, hollywood, the great plains of Africa, and in choice locations around europe and alaska. (eskimo fiddle faddles are an endangered species).

On a safari:

Ryan: "Hey, did you see that herd of elephants?"
Katie: "No, I was too busy tracking the fiddle faddle. A most incredible experience...there were over fifty midgets frolicking in the tall grass...simply amazing!!!!"
Ryan: "Wow, I hope you got them on camera...nobody is going to believe you."
Katie: "Of course I did"

by Cry-Laugher K-Keezy February 14, 2010

Faddles

Fat, puffy, feet that resemble a paddle. Great for swimming, not so attractive to look at.

Look at that girls feet. I can't even see any toe definition.

Man, she is rocking some straight faddles.

by Lrzewnicki August 30, 2009