flabberfucked

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

by EMandrew June 23, 2009

flabberfucked

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

by EvilM00s June 17, 2009

Flubbercock

(v.)- To fuck things up

Man i flubbercocked that essay big time!

by jaymonsteroni March 20, 2011

flabberjack

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class

Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

by ursella222222222222222 April 14, 2010

flabberjacked

confused and don'know what is going onin the world

i'm fucking flabberjacked

by joshua morton July 9, 2004

Flabbermonkey

A non amazing animal, that is mentally stupid. Its very very offensive all across the world

Dude, that kid Curtis is a flabbermonkey, he so LAME

by Ashketchemisamazingandhott November 3, 2011

Flabberjacking

It means frigging or flipping

This flabberjacking dog won’t stop annoying me he Keeps scratching the door

by AngelinaS January 25, 2020