Ham Fisted

Clumsy.

That is all.

I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.

How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?

by Stalkerro March 27, 2016

Fisted Gongs

A sexual acted combining a hot McGovern with a feisty Tran

Last night I was feeling low after the Twins' loss, so my gal and I Fisted Gongs.

by FurykFever October 9, 2018

Fisseprut

A fart coming from the females vagina

Damn girl, was that a fisseprut

by chris500c September 12, 2019

fisseha

name meaning a powerful/rich person who will become one of the most honored people in the world

I want to be like Fisseha

by King god 997 June 23, 2020

Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

Double-Fisted Battle Axing

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.

Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.

by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011

Double fisted

Someone with two drinks at a party or a bar.

That girl is a lush, she's double fisted.

by juice85 January 17, 2009