blame-America-firsters

- a person who blames The United States, its policies, or its people for the worlds proplem.

- A member of the blame-America-first crowd.

That loud mouth guy is a blame-America-firster.
The blame-America-firsters are fools, blind, dumb, or nuts.
That fool is always blame-America-firstering.
Those blame-America-firsters are siggering all americans with that kind of talk.

by WayMisWil1 March 19, 2008

Firstymeister

The highest peak in commenting on a blog. A time honered tradition is to write firstymeister if you are in fact the first commenter on a blog post. However; if you use this in the inappropriate slot, you will be banned from commenting on the blog ever again.

I hope one day to be able to write firstymeister in the comments section of a blog.

by Firstymeister July 6, 2009

Firster

first.er first-er -noun 1. Those fuckers that go to websites, blogs, etc and write “FIRST!” as their only reply just to annoy the fuck out of me.

1. First!
- firster

2. Somebody should auschwitz all those firster motherfuckers!
- thetylerw

by the.tylerw December 23, 2008

Firster

The protector of drunken idiots who start fights with people they can't take.

Adam was calling everyone a faggot last night, and he almost needed a firster.

The firster kept Brian from getting his ass beat last night after he greeted everyone with an abrupt choking.

by Threevesleven July 6, 2009

frustomer

A frustrated customer, i.e. angry consumer.

When AT&T continued to overcharge us, my husband became the angriest frustomer ever!

by Rannbo September 30, 2017

Firster

To be more first than the first person

You might be first but I am firster

by Jdjxndcjckj j December 27, 2017

goer of firsters

the One who goes first

Why do you always get to be the goer of firsters?

by rob leicht January 24, 2004