FIR

finger in (the) rear

Oh man this ho will do BBBJ and FIR? Where's my burner?

by digitalanalpenetrator January 6, 2014

Pet the Fir

When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.

Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!

by FlaccidFabio November 24, 2016

Pet the Fir

When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.

Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!

by FlaccidFabio November 24, 2016

Piss Fir

(1) One of the Fir tree species of the Pacific Northwest. (2) 1970's and 1980's Northern California slang for an employee of the U.S. Forest Service.

(1) "Don't cut down that Piss Fir, it is a shade tree." (2) "Those Piss Firs made a lot of money during fire season."

by HappyAssArrows July 17, 2022

the Douglas Fir

Where a girl's pubic hair tickles a guy's balls while he fucks her.

I normally don't dig the natural look, but i love when my girl gives me the Douglas Fir.

by ThaneOfCawdor June 28, 2009

Cold enuff fir two piera bootlaces

Scouce (Liverpudlian) term for very cold indeed

Its cold enuff fir two piera bootlaces whack

by Manxie April 13, 2007

I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE

When Tim fuck chick he put in asshore so it feer nice in peehore

I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE is when josh fuck a chick in di asshore so it feer good in peehore

by DICHDONGREE June 18, 2018