To slam your fingers with guided precision into the depths of a man, woman, or animal's pussy or puckering anal cavity with the ferocity of a thousand foot pounds.
Dude, last night I was cow tipping and got a sudden urge to fingerblast the head bull...surprisingly when he awoke he was rather pleased with my skill.
by Kszerian May 20, 2003
Get the FingerBlastmug. by sjc75 October 29, 2011
Get the Fingerblastmug. An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands
“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”
“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “
“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “
by burgburgburgerrrr December 11, 2022
Get the Fingerblastermug. by WapoFurious July 14, 2018
Get the FingerBlastedmug. fingerblast
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet paella juice all over the living room
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet paella juice all over the living room
Dave: How'd it go with genna last night?
Jeff: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Jeff: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
Jeff: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Jeff: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
by Jonny stonking May 30, 2018
Get the Fingerblastmug. Since girls pockets are to small, they store their fresh fish in their vaginas. So when you ask for a snack, you reach into the vagina to find fresh snacks, and they call this finger blasting, as it's a blast of flavor.
Bruh me and my girl went camping and ran into this hungry massive bear. Suddenly I remembered how much bears love fish and I had this genius Idea to fingerblast my girl and feed him some fish.. That nasty vagina saved my life yo
by PeePee_hole October 31, 2019
Get the Fingerblastmug. by Evannn December 9, 2008
Get the fingerblastermug.