I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

firmanence

A desireable property of solidity and permanence, a state in which everything is known, assured and grokked.

"Look, we'll have to postpone that conversation about how crap you are at your job until I have some firmanence that the company will still be in existence tomorrow."

by guckpuppy April 21, 2009

fligman

A fligman is a raging homosexual of epic proportions like the giant monkey from dragonball z. It is very insecure about it's sexuality It desperately thirsts for penises whether human or animal. A fligman is always up for a good pounding in the rear, then has the male urinate in their rectum soon after. A fligman is extremely gay in any circumstance such as walking up to a young male and grabbing his genitals stating: "Gimme dat dick"

Person 1: Dude that fligman is so gay

by matthewfligman October 3, 2013

Firman

A man who has positive vibes, surrounding by lucky, full of smart ideas in his brain, take a good responsibility and if you belong to him, you will always be the one who will be loved as sweet as he can do.

He is firman

by Warm hearted guy November 23, 2021

firman

the coolest mofocka alive...

That pimpass is firmaning it... shieet.

by FIRE FIRE June 6, 2003

figment

something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined

Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning
It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.

by Dani May 23, 2003

Figment

A writing website for teens. Not lame like Inkpop and fanfiction, though.

I posted my poem on figment and people are loving it

by Astralhaze Wellington March 3, 2011