Figgy

Short for figuratively because its too hard to say. And saying that you are "literally about to die" is dumb because you are not ACTUALLY going to die you are figuratively going to die.

Louisa: "How was the English Essay"
Hana: "So fucking hard my mum is figgy going to kill me"

by hanahoe November 7, 2018

figgie

my fine ass teacher

me: look at figgie fine ass over there
friend: 😩😩😋

by notzootedchaos June 3, 2021

Figgy

A nickname for anybody with the last name Figueroa preferably a boy

"Ay Figgy" yo Figgy going ham

by beautiful mind July 24, 2015

Figgy

To act strange or unlike a normal human.

Alternative definition: broke as fuck

1st: "Conor was trying to stab a rock into a tree yesterday, it was quite figgy of him"

2nd: "Why are you shopping in lidl?? That's pure figgy"

by JOSHGSQUEAKYBASTARD January 21, 2019

Figgis

Nickname for someone cute

Lora is full figgis

by Lora August 14, 2003

Figgy

Shouting this name from your car to a random guy who is exercising or walking with a group of people. Normally you would do it to a fat guy and complimenting him that if he lost weight and that he looks good while making a John Travolta impersonation.

Guy in car: "Hey Figgy, is that you man? Oh my God you lost weight Figgy, you look good!"

"Figgy": confused and wonders if you're talking about him.

by nrique1 September 11, 2010

figgie

The process of sticking the heel of a high heeled shoe up one's anus.

Last night, my girfriend figgied my ass with her leopard print stilettos.

by MortimerVonDrake February 24, 2014