To be lured in and seduced by a man with long wavy hair who plays in his own metal band and loves dinosaurs, and who also built his own guitar and his an uncanny ability at cathcing gophers. Essentially it is every girl's dream to experience the magic of funstification...and maybe some men as well. Particularly men who work out too much and have a metrosexual accent and wear other people's coats.
1. I had such a great night, I acted like a slut and got funstified by some guy with great hair who built his own guitar. Just looking at him I felt my nipples stiffen and I got all wet.
2. That girl didn't stand a chance, she was funstified before she knew what was going on.
2. That girl didn't stand a chance, she was funstified before she knew what was going on.
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to westernize something (or someone) to the point where it is completely indistinguishable from it's original state
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