Fermented Love

Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.

you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!

by Atticusx July 16, 2009

ferentus

An awsome mmorpg that had much potential. It shut down from lack of funds and many hacks by koreans!

<Andy> Yo alvaro, wanna play ferentus?

<Alvaro>Dont you remember. They shut down cause the damn korean hackers.

<Andy>O yeah. Damn koreans!

by The_Great_Master_Arbiter October 25, 2006

Fermenting

Someone who sits on a couch for far too long is fermenting, and should generally be beaten to a pulp and stuffed into a bottle with brewers yeast for two weeks. This creates an incredibly potent and mind numbing alcohol... Goes great with twice baked potatoes.

dude, Wesley, you just watched an entire effing season of LOST in one sitting...you're fermenting!

by ChristinaWHILES July 28, 2010

fermentation

(v) the act of depriving a substance of oxygen while it goes through cell respiration. Several things can come of fermentation,lactic acid in an animal cell and ethanol (alcohol) in a plant cell. In certain plant cells such as grain and grapes adding yeast during the fermentation process can cause it to create desirable alcohol such as wine and different types of hard alcohol or beer. It should be noted that drinking alcohol from grain plain is not practical and it must be added to a substance to create an edible drink e.g. vodka

The fermentation of grapes result in wine.

by chodey mcchode April 25, 2006

ferentinos

The last name of the baddest bitch out there. Once people know that name they'll be crawling for you. These bitches don't even need to try to be good. These are the people who could make it happen with anybody. Ferentinoses a the ones people dream of being.

"Dude, that kid is the dankiest kid out in the field"
" His last name is definitely ferentinos "

by Savage 102.0 November 21, 2016

Foreskin Fermenter

When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.

I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Feventy

A meaningless number used when someone is unsure of, or is trying to avoid giving, a definite amount or number.

Parent - 'How many people are you inviting to this party?'
Kid - 'I dunno..feventy?!'

Boy - 'So how many people have you slept with?'
Girl - 'Feventy'

by Lemmoney January 25, 2011