flucky

Like Fugly, but Flucky. (F*cking Lucky)

Used to describe someone who possesses an incredible amount of luck.

I'm really flucky: I was crossing the street when a semi suddenly came barreling at me. I froze there in the middle of the road, and it was just about to hit me, when it suddenly exploded! THEN, when I got to the other side unscathed, I found a fifty dollar bill on the ground!

by Wolfthra July 20, 2008

in flucks

In progress, in continuous change or passage -- but completely fucked no matter what.

We are reversing the previous bad decisions but strategically our plan is still in flucks.

by Annoyed Cog August 14, 2012

Flucked

Your funny , fried , goofy

Bro y'all flucked

by Mostamazinghunaneveronearth November 29, 2016

Fluck

An alternative way of swearing that also pays tribute to 1950s bombshell actress Diana Dors, who's original last name was Fluck. The word is always capitalized when written to signify this.

"You've gotta be Flucking kidding me, man"

"I'm all out of Flucks to Give about this"

"Fluckin' A!"

"Who gives a Fluck?"

"There will be zero Flucks given about that, bro"

by 50sManOutofTime February 1, 2020

Fluck

Origin: The ancient Russian word "fluck" originated in the early 420's AD, during the Phillepe Dynasty. The duck was considered an extremely holy life form at this time, and due to the great amount of respect for these holy creatures, King Phillepe began to obsessively breed these animals inside of his enormous Russian compound. He began to notice a strange breeding pattern in which he later noted as "flucking", the extremely rare event in nature where a flock of wild ducks fuck together in an open area.

(v.) Flucking - When a flock of wild ducks fuck.
(n.) Fluck - The sight of flucking.
(v.) Flucked - When you are forced(raped) into a fluck by a duck or a flock of ducks.
(n.) Flucker - A living thing other than a duck(usually a human) that participates in flucks willingly.

"Whoaaa braaahh did you see all of that flucking going on at the pond earlier?"

"Fuck. That fucking flock of flucking ducks needs to fucking fly the fuck away and find another fucking place to fluck with other flocks of flucking ducks. Fluck me I hate flucks. Those fluckers."

"I was flucked yesterday... still picking feathers out of my ass."

by ZebraSeal May 15, 2014

knuck flucker

One who runs around completely naked through a chicken coop, punching, and raping all the animals inside. Usually done by drunken hillbillies, occasionally done as a dare.

"I think Earl is a knuck flucker. I can hear the chickens..."

by JakE May 24, 2007

fluckery

means to flicker;on and off;two faced.

"Yo im telln you son,jus yestaday she was all on my balls,Now mah ackn all sididdy..im tellin you son,on my mofha tha bitch is fluckery!"

by J Benefit November 9, 2007