Fauxmercial

A commercial on TV, YouTube, etc. that is not sanctioned by the company in the advertisement. Or the company or product being depicted is not real.

Simply put, a fake commercial.

Dude, I hate when I miss a great fauxmercial on Saturday Night Live thinking it's real when fast forwarding my DVR.

by Roccus April 15, 2009

Fauxsher

A Jewish person who pretends to keep kosher, but privately eats bacon and other non-kosher food.

My aunt Seena won't mix milk with meat during her Rosh Hashanah dinner, but I've seen her eat lobster plenty of times. I guess that's just fauxsher.

by The_Blaconator October 6, 2011

fauxmergency

A request accompanied with a demand for immediate action when the subject matter of the request isn't truly deserving of immediate action.

His boss was known for demanding immediate action on projects that turned out to be a fauxmergency.

by DallasJV January 5, 2010

Fauxseek

The act of counting in a game of hide and seek, with no intention of ever finding the other players. Pronounced Foe-seek.

Boy 1: Please please please play hide and seek with us!
Guy 1: Ok! Ok.... 1....2....3...
Guy 2: You're not going to go find him are you?
Guy 1: Nope.
Guy2: Dude. Dont play fauxseek, thats a crime to children.

by HannahHorton December 31, 2008

fauxspertise

Expertise on a subject, usually a sport, gained not by actual study or participation, but through watching that something being done by others.

I love watching football with that guy. His fauxspertise on the game really opens up my eyes to how horrible most big time coaches really are.

"If there were only a way to contact the coach, my fauxspertise could really help the team out of this jam."

by The Third Partier October 23, 2011

Fauxment

When you share a fake moment with someone

He starred into my eyes and we had a fauxment cause i knew all he was thinking about was his girlfriend

by j03! December 14, 2009

fauxsome

When something is deemed terribly and irrefutably wrong or unbecoming.

Rog bragged to everyone about how he was going to jump out of the plane, but he pissed his pants and chickened out at the last minute. He was so fauxsome.

by you_can_call_tyrone May 13, 2010