FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

fudmonger

One who spreads fear, uncertainty and doubt (fud) through propoganda, misdirection and/or shady marketing to fulfill a hidden agenda.

Absent any metrics or supporting facts, the fudmonger claimed to have lost 50% of his site traffic due to the redesigned website.

by thisg1rl April 19, 2010

fartmonger

One who hoards fart, or a hoarder of farts. A person who acts like a jackass.

He is such a fartmonger.

by eddie aka mshake July 16, 2007

fatmotherfuckersonofabicthwhore

A really bad swear word used if you have done something stupid, broken something or just as an insult to a fat motherfucker son of a bitch whore.

Billy: "Jim is falling down the stairs!"
Jim: "FATMOTHERFUKERSONOFABITCHWHORE!"

by PotatoChip May 17, 2003

fadonger

A euphemism for the word penis. Used by your grandparents when you were a little naked kid in the bathtub.

OHHHHHHH Look at that beautiful fadonger!

by Carter SN October 1, 2005

Facemonger

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

Fatmotherfucker!

What you yell out of your car window when you see a big fat lard ass dragging his hulking huge ass down the street or waiting for the loser cruiser to take him to his job at Mickey Dees or Taco Smell or Circle K.

You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.

Haw-Haw
Smell ya later

Lookit that fat fuck nut waiting for the bus, opens car window,yells out window
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"

Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......

by Stewart Larkin July 2, 2007