Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy
Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"
by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017
Get the Father's Daymug. by sea_monster June 16, 2013
Get the Fathers Daymug. Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃
by Wilted Roses June 15, 2019
Get the Father's Daymug. A day to recognize your husband or father screaming at their kids every sports game, eating all the snacks in the pantry, staying in the office all day, and snoring(shaking the whole house).
Woops, tomorrow is Father's day. Looks like I'll just get him a grill or a basketball or some manly spices.
by Yeet2005 June 17, 2018
Get the Father's Daymug. Friends: "Did you celebrate Father's day?"
Me: "Ohh, yes I did."
Friends: "Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
Me: "I can't, My ass still hurts."
Me: "Ohh, yes I did."
Friends: "Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
Me: "I can't, My ass still hurts."
by Bussyboi June 17, 2018
Get the Father's daymug. Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.
by Jimmy the Pyromaniac April 11, 2009
Get the Father's Daymug. A day to celebrate all the men around the world that presumed the role of a father in a child's life. Often overlooked and made about single mothers
by DefinitionFixer June 22, 2020
Get the Father's Daymug.