Farfromdrunken

(a) Stone cold sober
(b) Designated driver who happens to own a Volkswagen vehicle

Him: Are you at all interested in a hook up, fräulein?
Her: No, I'm Farfromdrunken.

by ET_Bill January 8, 2012

fatronising

The patronising attitude that medical practitioners adopt when treating a person who is overweight.

Patient : I have a spear lodged in my head!
Dr: Have you thought about lowering your calorie intake and taking more exercise?
Patient: Thanks a lot! That's really helpful, you fatronising idiot!

by Joy Blessing July 6, 2016

Fatbromyalgia

The aches and pains you feel due to being too fat.

Aw man my fatbromyalgia is flairing up from walking up all these stairs!!

I just got done mowing the grass, my fatbromyalgia is killing me!

by MissPierce23 June 11, 2019

Fatronising

Patronising fat or obese people for small or insignificant merits.

Fat person: "I've lost half a pound"

Other person: "That's great, well done, you've made such progress"

Me: "Don't be so fatronising"

by Eddy P UK October 23, 2013

Faterosexual

Faterosexual (fat·er·o·sex·u·al)
-adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting faterosexuality (in an ethnocentric sense (that is, an "overweight" person who is sexually attracted to other "overweight" people; whose definition depends largely depends on whoever controls the discourse).

-noun
2. a fatersexual person.

(To a fat guy who happens to date only fat women) "Man, you are so faterosexual."

by sph0nz April 12, 2008

farfrompukin

A way to let people know that your not quite as drunk as people would believe.

"Hey man...your looking pretty tipsy man. Are you ok?"
"Ok? Hell yea im ok. Im farfrompukin."

by Lykoth January 16, 2010

fatsrogue

The name of a player of the horde faction in the popular MMO World Of Warcraft. The name is actually a conjunction of the term "fat shadow's rogue".
Fatsrogue currently operates is activity's on the Frostwolf server.

person one: omfg that rogue ganked me...
person two:whos rogue?
person one: fatsrogue!

by mrfat May 29, 2008